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Some Halloween Comedy

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

A: Spare ribs!


Q: What vehicle do zombies drive?

A: Monster Trucks!


Q: What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist?

A: His house was repossessed!


Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

A: Spelling!


Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

A: Because you can see right through them!


Q: What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist?

A: His house was repossessed!


Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop!


Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

A: When you’re a mouse!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!

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